West Coast-based real estate mogul and Elon Musk fan Keith Wasserman, who has called for cutting property taxes, triggered a tidal wave of schadenfreude on social media after begging for "private firefighters" to come "protect our home" in the city. Los Angeles has been battling with several out-of-control wildfires this week, prompting evacuations. Well over a thousand structures have burned down and fires are expected to grow due to growing winds. In a Wednesday tweet, which has since been deleted, Wasserman begged for help, asking if anybody had "access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades." […]